australiansanta:

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

December  16 128029 ♡ Via

regbian:

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

December  15 314371 ♡ Via

orange-juice-sans:

say what you will about gen z but being able to say “it is wednesday my dudes” in the middle of a class and knowing they will respond with an ungodly screech? absolutely unbeatable

fieldbears:

traitorous-bastard:

how dare people not love the upcoming generation

December  13 172922 ♡ Via
mudaship39: “ ontarom: “Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen. ” You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain ”

mudaship39:

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

December  13 249348 ♡ Via

bensrichie:

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

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crystalesbian: “ a-quiet-green-agreement: “–Emily Dickinson ” ”

crystalesbian:

a-quiet-green-agreement:

–Emily Dickinson

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mythmica:

mythmica:

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Thank you Canada that is a great name

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I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

December  12 213532 ♡ Via

hatingongodot:

gokuma:

hatingongodot:

neilnevins:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”


“I’m…not doing that”


“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

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This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

blueeyeddl:

blueeyeddl:

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Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

December  12 123015 ♡ Via

apicturewithasmile:

ungraceful:

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

December  12 372895 ♡ Via

spooky-pumpkin-dog:

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

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volatilequeen:

eyeblogaboutnothin:

Kendrick Lamar accepted his Pulitzer Prize for his album ‘DAMN.’ today becoming the first rapper to receive the award.

THIS IS SO FUCKING DOPE

hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

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