partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]
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liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

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ownly-lownly:

pr0karyot1c:

astrobiological:

officialcarcinogeneticist:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

fuck posts like this they are triggering and shitty 

what kind of piece of shit skunk ape bat human hybrid with no eyes fucking seeks out people that don’t reblog a tumblr post what a shitty horror story this isn’t even that creative it’s just “hey look lts make its eyes black and give it an abnormally formed back and a bat nose okay its basically the kinkg the one and only skunk ape but it shaved”

ownly-lownly:

pr0karyot1c:

astrobiological:

officialcarcinogeneticist:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

fuck posts like this they are triggering and shitty 

what kind of piece of shit skunk ape bat human hybrid with no eyes fucking seeks out people that don’t reblog a tumblr post what a shitty horror story this isn’t even that creative it’s just “hey look lts make its eyes black and give it an abnormally formed back and a bat nose okay its basically the kinkg the one and only skunk ape but it shaved”


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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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achievement-hunter-thats-why:

Gavin could say how much he hates Rooster Teeth, and they’d still probably put it on a shirt.

608474:

Lucy (2014)

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Man, I love that one Disney movie

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

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haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

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elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

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thatzak:

vinegod:

WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy

I usually don’t like Vines but when they’re good they’re really good

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Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence. —The Little Prince  (via lullabysounds)
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