it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
Romantic day at the park with my babe <3
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A TEACHER FEELS LIKE
Me at thanksgiving dinner with my family
why do white ppl wanna be victims of racism so much i just don’t get it
sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal
and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said
"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"
I think she changed my life
the best video
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER AFTER
THAT ONE KID JUST STARTS EATING THE CAKE
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
The closer it got to happening the more I anticipated it. The poor bastard.
I laugh every time I see this XD